10 signs your cat is overweight

10 signs your cat is overweight

1. Has more chins than lives.
2. Enormous furry gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
3. He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
4. It’s no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
5. Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit.
6. No longer cleans herself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
7. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
8. Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches.
9. Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
10. Cat door retrofitted with garage-door opener.


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